Extreme Insanity

If anyone asks me about an unforgettable incident that has happened with me, tab har baar mujhe ek hi raat yaad aati hai, jiska koi record nahi, bas zehen mein hai mere aur un sab logon ke jo us raat ka hissaa bane. It was a Saturday.

We (me, Gomes, Navankur, Simmy, Shubham and Arjit) were returning from Kota after attending Lakhu’s big brother’s wedding. Lakhu and his friends came to the station to drop us there. We had 3 confirmed tickets, while other 3 were waiting. We all were waiting for the train to come.

Train came and we started finding space to keep our luggage. Suddenly Lakhu asked Arjit to stay for 1 more day, he agreed. After that Simmy also decided to stay there for 1 more day. In the meantime, I was arranging the luggage under the seats, Gomes came inside and said, “Hum sab ruk rahe hain, ab kal jaayenge”. I was in a dilemma whether to stay or to go; finally I also decided to wait for a day more , so we started bringing down the luggage from the train. This was the most weird thing that we all have done till now. We were very excited. After getting down we checked our luggage, there was one extra bag. This definitely wasn’t ours. Suddenly train started moving; everyone was shouting,”bag kiska hai?” I rushed into the train and placed the bag at its position and came down again. Bag jiska bhi tha usko pata hi nahi chala, kab uska bag train se neeche aa gaya aur kab waapas apni jagah par. Every passenger was staring at us. We all were continuously laughing, laughing and laughing at our madness.

We came back to Lakhu’s home but no one could dare to go inside. Lakhu went in and told his parents that we hadn’t board our train and all were staying for 1 more day.

Soon after, Navankur and Gomes went to sleep, but rest of us decided to play cricket. I don’t know what happened to all of us that night that we even thought of playing cricket on the main road but finally decided to play in the corridor. We were playing with a plastic ball and were showing no mercy in hitting the ball. We don’t know how Lakhu’s family managed to sleep that night. We were shouting, running, hitting the ball to the gates, windows and walls, but no one asked us to stop and we also were in no mood to sleep that night. We played cricket till 6:00 in the morning. At 6 am we went to bed and slept till 2 pm. Then we got up, had lunch, also helped aunty in arranging bhaiya’s room and watched T-20 match. We left the television only after letting India to victory. Now the time came for us to leave, this time Lakhu was also coming with us, we had 1 confirmed seat, but we got cancelled that one also and decided to go in a general compartment…..lollzz. As expected we didn’t get seat there, we all were sitting at the gate outside the toilets. What a wonderful experience that was…….cool breeze was blowing, the fresh air mixed with the smell of **** was getting into our nose. Seven of us were trying hard to get fit into that confined area. Our legs and hips were paining like hell. To add to the pleasure the movement of passengers on and off the train at every station and also to the toilets never let us to sleep. Sometimes they hit us with their kicks, the other time with their luggage. Mandir k ghante ki tarah koi idhar se bajaa raha tha, koi udhar se. I have travelled by train so many times but not like this. At last Navankur ki himmat jawab de gayi, he stood up and managed to find a seat, he went there and then hamare liye bhi seat jugaad karne ki koshish karne lage. Finally we all managed to get a seat when it was 2 hours left to get to Delhi. We all were very tired after that tiring but unforgettable journey. We slept for the whole day and not attended any class.

Wo ek aisi yaadgaar raat thi jiska koi record nahi, bas zehen mein hai mere aur un sab logon k jo us raat ka hissaa bane.

JIITU a college or a school ?

I think this is the most common question for every Jiitian. Today i will analyse both the aspects lets first take the reasons which are in favour of JIITU being a "SCHOOL"
1) First and the most important point is we have to wear dress like we used to do in school .

2) We cant keep camera mobile phones with us even in the hostels .

3) We can't even take ragging of our juniours.

4) we have to make tute copies teachers check our copies like it used to be in school.

5) Teacher ask quetions in class as in school.

6) Teacher takes rollcall as in school.

7) We cant play n field before 4:30.

8) We have to mark the attendance at the hostel daily and if we need to leave it on wekends then we need to submit a fax from our parents.

9) Any time they can come to our rooms and scan our pcs and laptops

Reasons which are in favour of JIITU being a "COLLEGE"
1) We can bunk classes and mark proxy, this is other thing that sometimes we get caught and teacher cancels the attendance of whole week.

2) We can go out whenever we want to but before 9:30.

3) We study only at the time of exams.

4) we do have khopchas special place for close friends..lol.

5) You can find couples having fun and siting in the ground in the evening time.

6) We do have mallgodown (gals hostel) :)

7) Teacher dont complain at home about our bad performance in exams.

8) Inspite of checking at hostel we go for nightouts

Now its upto you to decide whether it is a college or school

Ms. sunshine the symbol of love

Morning starts with a rising sun 

it brings a ray of hope and fun 

the light it brings signifies love ,

the light it brings represents warmth ,

the light it brings ignites the passion !!

the light it brings signifies trust , 

but aren't these all elements of love ,

does that mean its a symbol of love 

i often ask god what is love ?

does this light really answer the above 

i do feel that love exists 

but this is also very true 

that if sun rises then it has to go too 

leaving behind darkness and cold all through 

we try n sleep to overcome this time 

when you are not able to sleep this time 

my dear friend you are missing your ms. sunshine 

why do we get used to it 

why do we want it full time  

aren't there any substitutes for this sunshine 

but don you worry n don u mind 

cuz m gonna tell a secret i have found 

yes 

every morning starts with a rising sun 

which brings a ray of hope and fun 

live your life like a rising sun 

forget the past and have some fun

then u will see tht you'll be the one  

for whom people spent the dark nights 

cuz you will be there rising sun 

spreading happiness and so much of fun !!

A batch without gals…..

A batch without gals………..4th yr, A-1 batch or often called as Gay-1 batch, sometimes it is hard to believe that I am studying in a co-education college. We are teacher’s favorite batch, but gals hate us, guys don’t envy of us since there is no gal in our batch. If any of us ever caught while talking to a gal, bas uski to khair nahi. You can find each and every range of pointers from 9-5 in our batch, some are very good programmers while some who even don’t know what they are going to be (Electronics engineer) after completion of B.Tech.
Still there are various advantages of not having a gal in your batch. First of all, you don’t have to bathe regularly. Even if you haven’t had a bath, then you don’t have to split the bottles of expensive deodorants and perfumes on your body. Every morning you don’t have to think whether your uniform is tidy, clean and ironed or not, sometimes even you sleep wearing the uniform, and next day went to the class wearing the same one. You don’t have to waste your time in front of the mirror and get your hair combed properly. You don’t have to think before saying something, whatever comes to your mind; you just expel it out. You don’t have to study hard or work even harder in projects. You don’t have to worry about going to expensive restaurants and pay the bill of the whole group, just to impress someone. You don’t have to take someone out along with her whole group for a movie on every weekend.
There is no show-off at all and no jealousy and envy of any kind amongst us. In my batch “You do whatever you want to do and you are always what you are”.

WHAT IS LOVE

what is love

do any answers you have

can it be defined in words

or it only live in hearts

with it every thing is alive

without it there is nothing to live

with it you can fly

without it you cant even die

with it life seems so beautiful

without it there is nothing meaningful

with it there is fragnance everywhere

without it there is nothing you want to hear

with it you have an inspiration

without it there is only depression

with it time goes so rapid

without it it's all vapid

love is wrong everyone fight

if loving you is wrong I dont want to be right

so what is love what do you think

this is the song which everyone want to sing

love is a desert where even ice dont melt

it cant be described it can only be felt.

Janmashtami at JIITU

It's a very good thing that we have a small temple in our college....though it doesn't mean that I go there everyday. It was janmashtmi and the way panditji manages and deceorates the temple was excellent.Lightning everywhere,big speakers and all. All the things which one can expect on that day to make it memorable.Now as usual I wasn't going there but my friends forced me and said ke ladkiyan bhi ayengi..chal to sahi...unhi ki pooja kar lena!!!...theek hai bhai chal diye. So I went there with Bharat and Seemeant...mandir jam packed(even we were not wiling to sit there) mandir ke bahar dari dali gayi(who wanted to sit)....and then The rituals started n everyone there was clapping on the bhajans supportiing each other...suddenly a boy shouted "Govind bolo hari gopal bolo"...bas fir kya tha ...mandir ke bahar bhi ek mandir khul gaya...this slogan was followed by Hathi ghoda palki jai kanahiya lall ki...sabne pooja chodi n then a competiton started thr...and apart from lord krishna students started shoutin Har har mahadev,Ganpatii bappa moriyaa,Radhe Radhee, etc.....suddenly from the crowd somebody shouted "Jor se bolo...."and one of my friend continue it "Jai mata ki".....then finallyy hooting ended by Bharat mata ki jai...then panditji completed the rituals, everyone took the prashad in queue...even on the way to the hostel, people were shouting "Jai shree krishna".On that night girls were also allowed outside the hostel till 12:30 (i think first time in the history of JIIT). All in all it was a wonderful night.....

a day before the exam...

In hostel day starts after 12 pm.

@12 pm: somebody knocked at my door and shouted "uth jaa nahi to brekfast k saath-saath lunch bhi miss ho jayega". With much difficulty and unease, got up and asked my neighbour "yaar kya bana hai?", (jaise ki agar kuch achha na bana ho to lunch hi nahi karenge) he replied "poori chhole", thats the best thing u can have in JIIT, so jaldi-jaldi taiyaar hua (since it was a holiday so took a bath, otherwise dry cleaning is enough).

@2 pm : After having lunch, again went to sleep (jaise ki exams kal se shuru nahi, kal khatm huye hain).

@5 pm: Atlast woke up and switch on the PC, instantly got a message on IP 'CS server launched', others are also not studying then why should I, so started playing CS.

@7 pm: (ab to 7 baj gaye, thodi der mein dinner ka time ho jayega, ab aakar padenge)in the meantime lets see 1 episode of PB(Prison Break).

@9 pm: After having dinner lets go out for walk to do NSP(Nain Sukh Prapti).

@10 pm: Roaming here and there in the hostel "koi course bata do yaar". After knowing about the course "koi important bata do yaar".

@11 pm: (course bahut jyada hai) lets find someone who can teach me (aur sab kya faaltu baithe hain jo mujhe padhayenge)

@12 am: (Jab haalat jyada kharaab ho gayi) started studying myself ....everything is going above the head( aur hona bhi chahiye, class kabhi gaya nahi aaj tak)

@4 am : But fir bhi anyhow finished the course.....(You must have heard this joke---there were 3 persons, a doctor, a C.A. and an Engineer. They were asked in how much time will they be able to complete 1 whole book. C.A. replied about in 2-3 months, Doctor replied about in a month, but Engineer asked "Exam kab hai") and finally went to sleep.

@8 am: Woke up to revise few things but suddenly my friend came and told me that "this is also coming", all this was getting on my nerves, I left everything whatever i had read last night and started cramming this new thing.......

@9 am: In the examination hall, everything got messed up, Question paper mein sab kuch naya sa lag raha tha, I tried to peep into neighbor's copy but it was also blank(mera to luck hi kharaab hai, kaash kisi 9 pointer k pados mein baitha hota to aaj main bhi 8 pointer hota), invigilator caught me and expelled me out of the hall.

@9:30 am: Still looking cheerful (pata hai zero aayega but kya fark padta hai) ab to aadat si ho gayi hai, question paper faada, t2, t3 mein dekh lenge, baahar 2-3 saath k aur mil gaye, Jam mein mast movie lagi hai, morning show ki ticket bhi mil jayengi, lets go. weekend bhi hai, crowd bhi mast aayega.