Sunday, December 28, 2008
2008 will be just a second longer
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas
Today we know that Christ was not born on the 25th of December. The date was chosen to coincide with the pagan Roman celebrations honouring Saturnus (the harvest god) and Mithras (the ancient god of light), a form of sun worship. These celebrations came on or just after the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere, to announce that winter is not forever, that life continues, and an invitation to stay in good spirit.
In Southern India, Christians often put small oil burning clay lamps on the flat roofs of their homes to show their neighbours that Jesus is the light of the world.
And your Christmas be joy full and bright.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Friday, December 19, 2008
College Life
we do what ever we want to
we are kings of our kingdom
it is the sea of freedom,
where everyone once in his life dive
people call it college we call it life
those midnight coffees
those self made maggies
those sleepless nights
just sleeping in the lecture keeps us alive
people call it college we call it life
those long chats
fights just to prove nothing
without any point there was strife
people call it college we call it life
those days during exams with depression
the day before exam whole night preparation
just to get pass that last strive
people call it college we call it life
that 8th or 9th first love
those crushes and love at first sight
those dating nights
people call it college we call it life
those midnight celebrations and b'day bumps
with face wash,polish,oil your face look like a dump
those cold drink showers and face message with cake
where friendship is real and nothing is fake
there is no handshake we call it high five
people call it college we call it life
so friends live it to the fullest
after that there is no time for rest
this is time when life follows your orders
there is no limit n no borders
where enjoyment and only enjoyment is our motive
people call it college we call it life
Sunday, December 7, 2008
ek dost ki kahani ek dost ki zubani
every little thing u said n did
then came a time when all fell apart
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Breaking news: 2 injured in brutal beating @ JIITU, Noida
Last night 2 people got injured in brutal beating @ H-5, JIITU, Noida campus @ around 12 a.m. It appears that the crowd was celebrating a birthday and then this incident took place. The two guys who got injured are Gomes and Ajeet Mishra.
According to our reliable sources, people were frustrated because of their exams, were celebrating Gomes’s birthday. It was his last birthday in the hostel, so they took this opportunity with both hands. They beat him with wet and dry paper rolls, sleepers, hands and kicks. Gomes got seriously injured in an hour of merciless beating. Ajeet came there to give him best wishes but unfortunately came into the firing line, as he was too having his birthday, the last night. People took both of them to a corner and beat them madly with paper rolls.
According to an eyewitness, the crowd really enjoyed the incident. He said that no one has got beaten up so much and by so many people like this ever before. The crowd took the snaps and even made videos of the whole incident. They applied shoe polish, shaving gel and foam to his face and on the clothes. There was a sign of relief and complete satisfaction @ each and everyone’s face after putting them to ground.
After this 1 hour of beating, crowd took him to his room and again started beating him. They covered him with a blanket and kicked him; crowd also beat him with pillows. They made him to do cat walk on ramp and asked him to do a dance no., he had no other choice but to do it.
A case has been filed against Kshitij Jain, Nikunj Jain, Abhishek Agrawal, Ankit Sangwan, Navankur Gupta, Seemant Yadav, Deepak Prajapati, Bharat Kapoor, Shubham Maheshwari, Vipul Shrivastava and many others for their involvement in such brutal beating.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
The fallen mango
I think we have developed some kind of habit that wherever we go, we used to get indulge in some situations which not only bring laughs to our faces but to others as well and makes a place in our long lasting memories.
This was an incident when I with my friends Vishwas and Indrajeet returning from the market, we decided to have mango-shake. We stopped at a roadside shop, I was giving the order while they both were standing at a distance. Suddenly they saw a mango on the roadside; may be fallen off from the shop, they decided to pick it up and return it back to the shakewala. Vishwas went to pick it up; he picked it up but again kept it back there and came back and told Indu that “wo keechad mein padha hai, main nahi utha raha, tujhe uthana hai to utha le”. Indu was surprised because it was on the concrete road and there was no keechad at all. Then Indu went to pick it up, he picked it up but he also kept it back there. By the time, mango-shake was ready and I brought it to them. I had no idea about that fallen mango. They told me about that mango. It brought the patent kamini smile on my face. I became excited and suggested to take it to our room and enjoy it there, they both were looking at me and thinking that, “Hum to waapas karne ki soch rahe the aur yeh khud khane ki” A mysterious smile came on to their face. We started to drink our mango-shake, they both were drinking it slowly and I was having it at my normal speed. I finished first; they asked me since you have finished, then go and pick up the mango.
I went there in style, looked here and there and bend myself as if to tie the shoe-lace. They both were smiling and looking each other. I picked up the mango and they both erupted into laughter. Hadd hoti hai katne ki……….it was a Plastic Mango……lolzzzzzzzz.
What more to say, three of us were laughing madly, remembering each other’s expressions and the whole incident. We narrated this event to all of our friends and no one could stop from laughing.
There are few learnings from the incident
1. Sadak par giri huyi vastu nahi uthani chahiye.
2. Aam hamesha khareedkar khana chahiye.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Happy Children's Day
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
IT's |\/|y |_ i |= e
I have done things i shouldn't have done
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
The Bet Part 2
drinking it very easily. Simmy said "sale marwa diya, lagwadi Rs.100 ki chepi".And he was right navankur drank that 1.2 liter of mango shake very easily.I was really amazed at his capacity. I myself cant even imagine of drinking it. But whatever, finally we lost the bet. I did not regret for loosing the bet and guess what I again asked navankur can you have one more glass lagi 100 ki...... lol
Monday, November 3, 2008
Matki fod @ JIITU
After the class, everyone was in the ground to make the tower and to practice for the final event. There was a huge discussion and ultimately the design for the tower was decided (8+4+2+1). The selected stronger and healthy ones were at the bottom, while the less strong ones were over them. I was to be at the 4th level. After completing the two levels, people of the 3rd level were ready to climb, others were helping them to reach there, but I was just praying ki yeh level na ban paaye……….and I think God was with me that day. As soon as the 3rd level completed, the first level people got misbalanced and within a second they all were down……Only I knew how happy I was at that time.
But they all got up, tried again, first, second and then 3rd level was completed now its time for me to climb to the top, they were looking for me but I wasn’t there, I was running for my life. The supporters ran after me and tried to catch me, but till the time they succeeded, the tower was down. This way I saved my life for one more time. But everyone was mad at me, they all were shouting at me. Now one of them holds me so that I couldn’t run away. They again and again tried to make the tower but sometimes they could reach upto the second level and sometimes till the 3rd level, but mera number aane se pehle hi, they all were on the ground. The rest of the guys were busy in taking snaps, we tried for two hours but were not able to make the complete tower for once. Some of them were upset, some were unhappy, some were wanted to give a try for one more time……..but seriously guys I was the happiest person on that day after all jaan jo bach gayi thi yaar. The “padhaku” tag given to our batch was proved right once again…….but after a while everyone was looking cool and happy….because at least we gave a try. That evening was full of masti n mazaa and full of fun, we really enjoyed each and every moment of that evening.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Happy Diwali दीपावली पावन पर्व की हार्दिक शुभकामनाये
Diwali in history
The five day of Diwali
Hindu Mythology
The Story of Rama and Sita: Lord Rama was a great warrior King who was exiled by his father Dashratha, the King of Ayodhya, along with his wife Sita and his younger brother Lakshman, on his wife's insistence. Lord Rama returned to his Kingdom Ayodhya after 14 years of exile, in which he put an end to the demon Ravana of Lanka, who was a great Pundit, highly learned but still evil dominated his mind. After this victory of Good over Evil, Rama returned to Ayodhya. In Ayodhya, the people welcomed them by lighting rows of clay lamps. So, it is an occasion in honor of Rama's victory over Ravana; of Truth's victory over Evil.
The Story of King Bali and Vamana Avatar(the Dwarf): The other story concerns King Bali, who was a generous ruler. But he was also very ambitious. Some of the Gods pleaded Vishnu to check King Bali's power. Vishnu came to earth in the form of a Vamana(dwarf) dressed as priest. The dwarf approached King Bali and said "You are the ruler of the three worlds: the Earth, the world above the skies and the underworld. Would you give me the space that I could cover with three strides?" King Bali laughed. Surely a dwarf could not cover much ground, thought the King, who agreed to dwarf's request. At this point, the dwarf changed into Vishnu and his three strides covered the Earth, the Skies and the whole Universe! King Bali was send to the underworld. As part of Diwali celebrations, some Hindus remember King Bali.
The Defeat of Narkasur by Lord Krishna: Lord Vishnu in his 8th incarnation as Krishna destroyed the demon Narkasura, who was causing great unhappiness amongst the people of the world. Narkasura was believed to be a demon of filth, covered in dirt. He used to kidnap beautiful young women and force them to live with him. Eventually, their cries for rescue were heard by Vishnu, who came in the form of Krishna. First, Krishna had to fight with a five-headed monster who guarded the demon's home. Narkasura hoped that his death might bring joy to others. Krishna granted his request and the women were freed. For Hindus, this story is a reminder that good can still come out of evil.
Krishna and The Mountain: In the village of Gokula, many years ago, the people prayed to the God Indra. They believed that Indra sent the rains, which made their crops, grow. But Krishna came along and persuaded the people to worship the mountain Govardhan, because the mountain and the land around it were fertile. This did not please Indra. He sent thunder and torrential rain down on the village. The people cried to Krishna to help. Krishna saved the villagers by lifting the top of the mountain with his finger. The offering of food to God on this day of Diwali is a reminder to Hindus of the importance of food and it is a time for being thankful to God for the bounty of nature.
Sikh Festival Diwali
In Sikh perspective, Diwali is celebrated as the return of the sixth Guru, Guru Hargobind Ji from the captivity of the city, Gwalior. To commemorate his undying love for Sikhism, the towns people lit the way to, Harmandhir Sahib (referred to as the Golden Temple), in his honour.
Jain Festival Diwali
Among the Jain festivals, Diwali is one of the most important one। For on this occasion we celebrate the Nirvana of Lord Mahavira who established the dharma as we follow it. Lord Mahavira was born as Vardhamana on Chaitra Shukla 13th in the Nata clan at Khattiya-kundapura, near Vaishali. He obtained Kevala Gyana on Vishakha Shukla 10 at the Jambhraka village on the banks of Rijukula river at the age of 42.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Chhota Recharge
What a wonderfull add it was ..... Irfan Khan saying "Hutch ka chhota recharge kahin bhi kabhi bhi"
Sometimes this chota recharge matters a lot,in times of crisis try to apply this thing in ur life it's really helpful.....we 5ive applied it in our hostel life.
When we came back from home after the holidays everyone bring some home made eatable items like laddoo mathhii, etc. but these things usually get finished with in a week.Now what to do, when we feel hungry at night? No prob after all we all are engineers so everyone keep few things in reserve, like 2-3 ladoos, a few matthi and acharr, namkeen etc and these are
called chhota recharge of hostel life.
Why we call it chhota recharge?
When people are 5 and laddoo 2, then we can manage with half-half piece.
Same thing applied with mathhhi, evryone gets 1-2 piece of mathi and sometime we have to manage with the crushed pieces which left in the box at bottem :D ..... this is called chhota recharge of hostel life.
When these home made items gets finished till the root, then last option is maggie. If we have 3-4 maggies then no problem but problem arises when we don't have maggie and after serching a lot we get 1 Maggie from someone, but problem hai to solution to hoga hi and solution is sharing aur bus kisi tarah thodi si bhook mita lena and finally recharged for doing masti again...this is called chhota recharge of hostel life.
U all must have heard "Bada hai to behatar hai"
Size does matter but sometime size doesn't matter .. as in hostel....chhota recharge is the real life saver.
Monday, October 20, 2008
JIIT दे कुडियां और मुंडे
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
मुंडे ने ओदों ज्यादा smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
JIIT की कुडियां very very smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
सूरमा लगा दियां lipstick लगा दियां,
lipstick लगा दियां very very dark,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
JIIT की कुडियां very very smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
Bikaan चला दियां, caraan चला दियां,
caraan चला दियां very very fast,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
JIIT की कुडियां very very smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
Jeensa ने पान्दियाँ, skirtaan वी पान्दियाँ,
skirtaan ने पान्दियाँ very very short,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
Jeensa ने पान्दियाँ very very tight,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
JIIT की कुडियां very very smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
मुंडे ने ओदों ज्यादा smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
Pub विच ने जांदे, disco वी जांदे,
disco ने जांदे कुडियां नाल,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
मुंडे ने ओदों ज्यादा smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
Orkutting ने कर्दे, chatting वी कर्दे,
Orkutting ने कर्दे proxy नाल,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
chatting ने कर्दे कुडियां नाल,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
मुंडे ने ओदों ज्यादा smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
CS ने खेलदे, DOTA वी खेलदे,
DOTA ने खेलदे दिन और रात,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
मुंडे ने ओदों ज्यादा smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
College दे दिन एहे कभी नही भूलने
free degree मिले नाल,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
JIIT की कुडियां very very smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
मुंडे ने ओदों ज्यादा smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
JIIT की कुडियां very very smart,
हाय मेरी तौबा तौबा
Saturday, October 18, 2008
जन्मदिन मुबारक हो ...........
जिसका जन्मदिन उसकी शामत की,
ये है हॉस्टल हॉस्टल के कहानी,
बर्थडे बॉय के जुबानी ---
11:30 P.M. day before Bday
डर मेरे मन मैं छा रहा है -
हर दोस्त मैं एक हैवान नजर आ रहा है
हर हैवान अपने मन मैं कुछ पका रहा है
मुझे मारने के लिए अपने शस्त्र सजा रहा है
शस्त्र के साथ साथ IP से अपनी सेना भी बुला रहा है
सेना भी बुला रहा इतनी कि अब बचने न पाऊँगा
सोचता हूँ क्या मैं कल सुबह का सूरज देख पाऊँगा
11:45 P.M. day before Bday
सोचते सोचते हूंकार सुनाई देती है
Wing मे हैवानो की सेना खड़ी लेकिन उन्हें कुछ
Happy bday की जगह के मारो पुकार सुनाई देती है
लेकिन --
उन्हें कुछ समय के लिए रोका जाता है --
Dustbin मे पानी घोला जाता है --
जो पढ़ते नहीं कभी, उनके हाथों मे अखबारों का बण्डल है ,
Dustbin के पानी को कहते, गंगाजल से भरा कमंडल है --
00:00 a.m. B'day Celebration Begins
आखिर वो घड़ी आ गई,
हैवानों के चेहरों पर मुस्कान "बड़ी" आ गई
शोर बढ़ा --
और पाया अपने को हैवानों के बीचों बीच खड़ा |
एक "हैप्पी बर्थडे" wish के साथ
दस लात लगाई जाती है
उस Dustbin के गंगाजल मे,
कई बार डुबकी लगवाई जाती है |
अखबारों के Rollo se -
ऐसी बौछार कराई जाती है,
कि भगवान नहीं
गार्ड और वार्डेन की याद आई जाती है |
इन हूँकारो मे चिंख मेरी दब जाती है,
इन कठोर लम्हों मे सांसे मेरी थम जाती है ..........
ठंडे -ठंडे पानी से नहलाया जाता है,
मार्च के महीने मे मुझे जमाया जाता है |
उस काली पौलिश से मेरा तिलक किया जाता है -
मेरी Shaving Cream , tooth Paste का ,
मुझ पर हे ग़लत Use किया जाता है ..........
भगवान ने जो चीज़ बैठने को बनाई ,
उस पर आज इन हैवानों ने गीले अखबारों से आग लगायी -
मेरा हर पुर्जा-पुर्जा करहा रहा है
इन हैवानों मे किसी दोस्त को बुला रहा है
परन्तु,
मेरी सबसे अच्छा दोस्त भी
मेरी तसरीफ पर चटाके उड़ा रहा है --
12 :30 a.m. Birthday
भगवान ने देर से ही सही, पर मेरी सुन ली
अचानक से लात घूसों के बारिश थम ली
तसरीफ को अब जाके कुछ रहत मिली थी
मेरे चेहरे पर अब भी डर की लकीरे पड़ी थी --
अब जाके मुझे "B'day Wishes" मिल रहे थे,
दोस्त थे मेरे, पर कोई गले नहीं मिल रहे थे,
मैं भीगा - गंदगी मे लथपथ खड़ा था
महक रहा ऐसा जैसे सड़ा अंडा पड़ा था |
12 :45 a.m. Birthday
आज दोस्ती का अच्छा सीला मिला था --
१५ मिनट मे नहाने भर का मौका मिला था
01:00 a.m. Birthday
सोचा था नहा कर आऊंगा तो-
सभी जा चुके होंगे -
अपनी जीत के खुशिया मना चुके होंगे-
ये क्या ?????????
ये हैवान मेरे ही रूम मे पड़े थे
ये हैवान भी मुझे अब दोस्त से लग रहे थे
क्यूंकि--
वही हैवान हाथ मे केक लिए खड़े थे |
केक काटा -
खाया-
खिलाया -
उससे ज्यादा केक मेरे मुंह पर लगाया -
मुझे कोल्ड ड्रिंक से भी नहलाया -
हैवानियत के अवतार इस दोस्त मे
उसका प्यार नजर आया --
उसके मीठे केक ने सारा दर्द भगाया -
उस मर मे भी उनका प्यार नजर आया -
ऐसे दोस्तों के साथ -
हॉस्टल मे अपना जन्मदिन मनाया ||
प्यार ऐसा कि कभी नहीं भूल पाऊँगा
इतनी मर के बाद भी लगता है
कि
अपना जन्मदिन
हर बार
इन हैवानों के बीच ही मनाऊँगा.....................
इन हैवानों के बीच ही मनाऊँगा.....................
...................... धन्यवाद दोस्तों .......................
आपका अपना ,
नवांकुर गुप्ता