Extreme Insanity

If anyone asks me about an unforgettable incident that has happened with me, tab har baar mujhe ek hi raat yaad aati hai, jiska koi record nahi, bas zehen mein hai mere aur un sab logon ke jo us raat ka hissaa bane. It was a Saturday.

We (me, Gomes, Navankur, Simmy, Shubham and Arjit) were returning from Kota after attending Lakhu’s big brother’s wedding. Lakhu and his friends came to the station to drop us there. We had 3 confirmed tickets, while other 3 were waiting. We all were waiting for the train to come.

Train came and we started finding space to keep our luggage. Suddenly Lakhu asked Arjit to stay for 1 more day, he agreed. After that Simmy also decided to stay there for 1 more day. In the meantime, I was arranging the luggage under the seats, Gomes came inside and said, “Hum sab ruk rahe hain, ab kal jaayenge”. I was in a dilemma whether to stay or to go; finally I also decided to wait for a day more , so we started bringing down the luggage from the train. This was the most weird thing that we all have done till now. We were very excited. After getting down we checked our luggage, there was one extra bag. This definitely wasn’t ours. Suddenly train started moving; everyone was shouting,”bag kiska hai?” I rushed into the train and placed the bag at its position and came down again. Bag jiska bhi tha usko pata hi nahi chala, kab uska bag train se neeche aa gaya aur kab waapas apni jagah par. Every passenger was staring at us. We all were continuously laughing, laughing and laughing at our madness.

We came back to Lakhu’s home but no one could dare to go inside. Lakhu went in and told his parents that we hadn’t board our train and all were staying for 1 more day.

Soon after, Navankur and Gomes went to sleep, but rest of us decided to play cricket. I don’t know what happened to all of us that night that we even thought of playing cricket on the main road but finally decided to play in the corridor. We were playing with a plastic ball and were showing no mercy in hitting the ball. We don’t know how Lakhu’s family managed to sleep that night. We were shouting, running, hitting the ball to the gates, windows and walls, but no one asked us to stop and we also were in no mood to sleep that night. We played cricket till 6:00 in the morning. At 6 am we went to bed and slept till 2 pm. Then we got up, had lunch, also helped aunty in arranging bhaiya’s room and watched T-20 match. We left the television only after letting India to victory. Now the time came for us to leave, this time Lakhu was also coming with us, we had 1 confirmed seat, but we got cancelled that one also and decided to go in a general compartment…..lollzz. As expected we didn’t get seat there, we all were sitting at the gate outside the toilets. What a wonderful experience that was…….cool breeze was blowing, the fresh air mixed with the smell of **** was getting into our nose. Seven of us were trying hard to get fit into that confined area. Our legs and hips were paining like hell. To add to the pleasure the movement of passengers on and off the train at every station and also to the toilets never let us to sleep. Sometimes they hit us with their kicks, the other time with their luggage. Mandir k ghante ki tarah koi idhar se bajaa raha tha, koi udhar se. I have travelled by train so many times but not like this. At last Navankur ki himmat jawab de gayi, he stood up and managed to find a seat, he went there and then hamare liye bhi seat jugaad karne ki koshish karne lage. Finally we all managed to get a seat when it was 2 hours left to get to Delhi. We all were very tired after that tiring but unforgettable journey. We slept for the whole day and not attended any class.

Wo ek aisi yaadgaar raat thi jiska koi record nahi, bas zehen mein hai mere aur un sab logon k jo us raat ka hissaa bane.

JIITU a college or a school ?

I think this is the most common question for every Jiitian. Today i will analyse both the aspects lets first take the reasons which are in favour of JIITU being a "SCHOOL"
1) First and the most important point is we have to wear dress like we used to do in school .

2) We cant keep camera mobile phones with us even in the hostels .

3) We can't even take ragging of our juniours.

4) we have to make tute copies teachers check our copies like it used to be in school.

5) Teacher ask quetions in class as in school.

6) Teacher takes rollcall as in school.

7) We cant play n field before 4:30.

8) We have to mark the attendance at the hostel daily and if we need to leave it on wekends then we need to submit a fax from our parents.

9) Any time they can come to our rooms and scan our pcs and laptops

Reasons which are in favour of JIITU being a "COLLEGE"
1) We can bunk classes and mark proxy, this is other thing that sometimes we get caught and teacher cancels the attendance of whole week.

2) We can go out whenever we want to but before 9:30.

3) We study only at the time of exams.

4) we do have khopchas special place for close friends..lol.

5) You can find couples having fun and siting in the ground in the evening time.

6) We do have mallgodown (gals hostel) :)

7) Teacher dont complain at home about our bad performance in exams.

8) Inspite of checking at hostel we go for nightouts

Now its upto you to decide whether it is a college or school

Ms. sunshine the symbol of love

Morning starts with a rising sun 

it brings a ray of hope and fun 

the light it brings signifies love ,

the light it brings represents warmth ,

the light it brings ignites the passion !!

the light it brings signifies trust , 

but aren't these all elements of love ,

does that mean its a symbol of love 

i often ask god what is love ?

does this light really answer the above 

i do feel that love exists 

but this is also very true 

that if sun rises then it has to go too 

leaving behind darkness and cold all through 

we try n sleep to overcome this time 

when you are not able to sleep this time 

my dear friend you are missing your ms. sunshine 

why do we get used to it 

why do we want it full time  

aren't there any substitutes for this sunshine 

but don you worry n don u mind 

cuz m gonna tell a secret i have found 

yes 

every morning starts with a rising sun 

which brings a ray of hope and fun 

live your life like a rising sun 

forget the past and have some fun

then u will see tht you'll be the one  

for whom people spent the dark nights 

cuz you will be there rising sun 

spreading happiness and so much of fun !!

A batch without gals…..

A batch without gals………..4th yr, A-1 batch or often called as Gay-1 batch, sometimes it is hard to believe that I am studying in a co-education college. We are teacher’s favorite batch, but gals hate us, guys don’t envy of us since there is no gal in our batch. If any of us ever caught while talking to a gal, bas uski to khair nahi. You can find each and every range of pointers from 9-5 in our batch, some are very good programmers while some who even don’t know what they are going to be (Electronics engineer) after completion of B.Tech.
Still there are various advantages of not having a gal in your batch. First of all, you don’t have to bathe regularly. Even if you haven’t had a bath, then you don’t have to split the bottles of expensive deodorants and perfumes on your body. Every morning you don’t have to think whether your uniform is tidy, clean and ironed or not, sometimes even you sleep wearing the uniform, and next day went to the class wearing the same one. You don’t have to waste your time in front of the mirror and get your hair combed properly. You don’t have to think before saying something, whatever comes to your mind; you just expel it out. You don’t have to study hard or work even harder in projects. You don’t have to worry about going to expensive restaurants and pay the bill of the whole group, just to impress someone. You don’t have to take someone out along with her whole group for a movie on every weekend.
There is no show-off at all and no jealousy and envy of any kind amongst us. In my batch “You do whatever you want to do and you are always what you are”.

WHAT IS LOVE

what is love

do any answers you have

can it be defined in words

or it only live in hearts

with it every thing is alive

without it there is nothing to live

with it you can fly

without it you cant even die

with it life seems so beautiful

without it there is nothing meaningful

with it there is fragnance everywhere

without it there is nothing you want to hear

with it you have an inspiration

without it there is only depression

with it time goes so rapid

without it it's all vapid

love is wrong everyone fight

if loving you is wrong I dont want to be right

so what is love what do you think

this is the song which everyone want to sing

love is a desert where even ice dont melt

it cant be described it can only be felt.

Janmashtami at JIITU

It's a very good thing that we have a small temple in our college....though it doesn't mean that I go there everyday. It was janmashtmi and the way panditji manages and deceorates the temple was excellent.Lightning everywhere,big speakers and all. All the things which one can expect on that day to make it memorable.Now as usual I wasn't going there but my friends forced me and said ke ladkiyan bhi ayengi..chal to sahi...unhi ki pooja kar lena!!!...theek hai bhai chal diye. So I went there with Bharat and Seemeant...mandir jam packed(even we were not wiling to sit there) mandir ke bahar dari dali gayi(who wanted to sit)....and then The rituals started n everyone there was clapping on the bhajans supportiing each other...suddenly a boy shouted "Govind bolo hari gopal bolo"...bas fir kya tha ...mandir ke bahar bhi ek mandir khul gaya...this slogan was followed by Hathi ghoda palki jai kanahiya lall ki...sabne pooja chodi n then a competiton started thr...and apart from lord krishna students started shoutin Har har mahadev,Ganpatii bappa moriyaa,Radhe Radhee, etc.....suddenly from the crowd somebody shouted "Jor se bolo...."and one of my friend continue it "Jai mata ki".....then finallyy hooting ended by Bharat mata ki jai...then panditji completed the rituals, everyone took the prashad in queue...even on the way to the hostel, people were shouting "Jai shree krishna".On that night girls were also allowed outside the hostel till 12:30 (i think first time in the history of JIIT). All in all it was a wonderful night.....

a day before the exam...

In hostel day starts after 12 pm.

@12 pm: somebody knocked at my door and shouted "uth jaa nahi to brekfast k saath-saath lunch bhi miss ho jayega". With much difficulty and unease, got up and asked my neighbour "yaar kya bana hai?", (jaise ki agar kuch achha na bana ho to lunch hi nahi karenge) he replied "poori chhole", thats the best thing u can have in JIIT, so jaldi-jaldi taiyaar hua (since it was a holiday so took a bath, otherwise dry cleaning is enough).

@2 pm : After having lunch, again went to sleep (jaise ki exams kal se shuru nahi, kal khatm huye hain).

@5 pm: Atlast woke up and switch on the PC, instantly got a message on IP 'CS server launched', others are also not studying then why should I, so started playing CS.

@7 pm: (ab to 7 baj gaye, thodi der mein dinner ka time ho jayega, ab aakar padenge)in the meantime lets see 1 episode of PB(Prison Break).

@9 pm: After having dinner lets go out for walk to do NSP(Nain Sukh Prapti).

@10 pm: Roaming here and there in the hostel "koi course bata do yaar". After knowing about the course "koi important bata do yaar".

@11 pm: (course bahut jyada hai) lets find someone who can teach me (aur sab kya faaltu baithe hain jo mujhe padhayenge)

@12 am: (Jab haalat jyada kharaab ho gayi) started studying myself ....everything is going above the head( aur hona bhi chahiye, class kabhi gaya nahi aaj tak)

@4 am : But fir bhi anyhow finished the course.....(You must have heard this joke---there were 3 persons, a doctor, a C.A. and an Engineer. They were asked in how much time will they be able to complete 1 whole book. C.A. replied about in 2-3 months, Doctor replied about in a month, but Engineer asked "Exam kab hai") and finally went to sleep.

@8 am: Woke up to revise few things but suddenly my friend came and told me that "this is also coming", all this was getting on my nerves, I left everything whatever i had read last night and started cramming this new thing.......

@9 am: In the examination hall, everything got messed up, Question paper mein sab kuch naya sa lag raha tha, I tried to peep into neighbor's copy but it was also blank(mera to luck hi kharaab hai, kaash kisi 9 pointer k pados mein baitha hota to aaj main bhi 8 pointer hota), invigilator caught me and expelled me out of the hall.

@9:30 am: Still looking cheerful (pata hai zero aayega but kya fark padta hai) ab to aadat si ho gayi hai, question paper faada, t2, t3 mein dekh lenge, baahar 2-3 saath k aur mil gaye, Jam mein mast movie lagi hai, morning show ki ticket bhi mil jayengi, lets go. weekend bhi hai, crowd bhi mast aayega.

Life without Friends

You can survive without air let say for not more than 5 min, you can survive without water may be for 15 days,you can survive without food at the most for 1 month. But the question is can you survive without friends. Lets take it this way there will be no one to talk to you except your parents and relatives. There will be no one to share your secrets , there's no one with whom you can fight. There may be chances that you dont talk for a while but after that your friend will come to you and say "chal be ab nautanki band kar" and will hug you. There will be no one with whom you can laugh without any joke. A friend is the one who calls you with stupid names but still you like that name. A friend is the one who do things which you dont like and you warn them not to do it and still you do it (like i do tickle nikunj) . A friend is the one with whom you can share your sorrow and you can wail on his shoulder. He is the one who help's you without any favor from you in reply even at times when he himself needs help. He is the one who knows your likes and dislikes better than you but still he never misses a chance to tease you. He is the one who knows that you are hiding any thing. He is the one with whom you can be yourself. With friends life is so colourful and without them there are no colours at all. You can imagine that how miserable your life's gonna be without friends. Now it depends on you how much time you can survive without friends, but i cant even survive for a second.

Operation BAD ...!!!

BOOM !! BOOM !! BOOM !!

BANG !! BANG !! BANG !!

are u wondering what is this 

well these are the noises people heard on that eve ,

It was the eve of saturday 

exact 13th of September -2008 

weekends in Delhi are always rocking 

its all about movies ,markets, malls and parties

the places are full of people of all kinds 

all of them having fun with family and friends 

But when all's good then something goes wrong 

there come those devils with there bombs 

they plant these bombs all around 

and then we hear noices of all kinds

so much of misery , so much of destruction 

why do people die ?

Have they done anything wrong 

After these noises 

there are so many questions 

but can anyone answer me 

after the noises why is there a big silence ??

can anyone explain what's going on  

Banlore , Ahemdabad n  Delhi  (Operation BAD)

are we expecting yet another one 

I hope these noises ring a bell in our ear

prepares us to face the terror 

and prevent this from happenig again in future 

I hope god blesses all of them 

looks after the lost ones family and friends !!  

Why me?

If someone tickles you , it creates a sensation which can be pleasurable or exciting but in case of relentless tickling , you feel highly unpleasent . I know this because I have felt it so many times... Those experiences have been really very
terrible . m gonna share one of my such experience with you .... a moment of relentless tickling ...

It was on the late evening of 3rd sem... I jus happened to enter gaurav's room ..
Navankur was also there..we all were jus chatting n having fun, suddenly i donno what happened to both of them...they both started tickling me...I started feeling a sensation of tickling on ma feet and ribs..gaurav was tightly holding my legs ...i was just laughing and situation was totally out of my control .. I was just moving my arms and legs here and there..many a times i got hit by the wooden rack and wall..they were all over me exploring my sensational areas :D...at one moment i was on the bed and the other on the floor they were enjoying it so much that i thought they were not goin to stop doing this...and side by side nav was shooting the moment on the cam..

This thing has happend many a times in our group and the prey was alaways(Guess whoo) ... me n only me...Why me?

Sometimes its seems as if these guyz are going to tickle me and wheneva i sence that ,i have that feeling of fear and uneasyness and ultimately reminds me of tht eve and makes me laugh !!!!

तुझे देखना चाहता हूँ

चांदनी रात है,
मंद-मंद हवा बह रही है|
बालकनी में बैठा हूँ,
फूलों की खुशबू मुझे मोह रही है||

तन्हा हूँ, कोई साथ नहीं,
दूर है तू मेरे पास नहीं|
रात काफ़ी हो चुकी है, पर आंखों में नींद नहीं,
अब तुझे देखना चाहता हूँ, तेरी तस्वीर नहीं||

थक गया हूँ तेरे बारे में सोचते-सोचते,
इकरार के बाद अब इंतज़ार नहीं होता|
दौड़कर पहुँच जाता तेरे पास,
काश! काश कि मैं इतना मजबूर नहीं होता||

कब आख़िर कब ख़त्म होगी यह विरह,
कब हमारा मिलन होगा|
कब होगी तू मेरे सामने,
और कब मुझे तेरा दीदार होगा||

उस पल में मैं अपनी सारी ज़िन्दगी जी लेना चाहता हूँ,
ख्वाबों में बहुत सुन चुका हूँ, अब तुझे सुनना चाहता हूँ|
तेरी तस्वीर बहुत देख चुका हूँ, अब तुझे देखना चाहता हूँ||

Bajrang Dal in JIITU

Bajrang Dal, Shiv Sena, RSS yes as we all know these are well known organisations. All these parties are against the western culture for the upliftment of hinduisam. I m not going to tell about the work of these parties but i got the news from my trustworthy sources that all these parties are going to open their branch in our college. All there parties are selecting there members and we got the news that members of Bajrang Dal have already been selected. And they have already started their activities Shiv Sena is also in the line. Now the question arises why these parties are here. No they are not here for votes, they are here to supress the prevailing western culture. Yesterday there was a news of activities of Bajrang dal. One of the member of Bajrang Dal K*****z told me yesterday that they have started a movement against the couples that sit in questionable posture on benches or in the oat or anywhere in the ground in the evening. To make there movement more strong they have decided to have their dinner soon so that they can be there in field from 7:45 PM onwards when the number of couples is highest in the field. So couples watchout for these bunch of guys roaming around in dark and lommy khopchas of JIITU. They might be the suspected members of JP Bajrang Dal. We have our sources keeping an eye on their each every activity and we will keep you inform about the latest news related to their activities.

"हिन्दी से मुलाकात "...

१४ सितम्बर १९५० को मातृभाषा हिन्दी को राष्ट्रभाषा का दर्जा दिया गया ...

कक्षा ११वी मे लिखी अपनी कविता आपके साथ बंटाना चाहता हूँ
कविता का शीर्षक है "हिन्दी से मुलाकात " ...

एक दिन रस्ते मे हिन्दी से हुई मुलाकात
मैंने कहा " हाय !!!"
हिन्दी ठिठकी,
पूंछा- क्या कहा ?
मैंने कहा - हाय....


वह बोली - हाय नहीं कहो बाय बाय...
मैं जा रही हूँ,
यहाँ से विदाई ले जा रही हूँ

मैं सकुचाया और पूंछा -
राष्ट्रभाषा तुम कहाँ जा रही हो |
कहाँ के लिए विदाई ले जा रही हो |

वह बोली -
जैसे बेटी मायेके आती है ,
वैसे हे मैं भी मायके आई थी |
अब यहाँ से विदाई ले के जा रही हूँ |

बेटी तो पराया धन होती है,
विदाई होने पर वह रोटी है |
पर मैं नहीं रोऊँगी,
अब रौओगे तुम -
और रोते ही रह जोओगे |

क्यूंकि कुछ समय बाद -
अंग्रेज नहीं तो क्या हुआ ,
अपने को अंग्रेजी के शासन मे पाओगे |
तुम-
फिर से गुलाम बन जोओगे
तुम-
फिर से गुलाम बन जोओगे


--- जय भारत ,जय हिन्दी ................

Is it easy to understand the microcontroller than to understand a girl ??

m siting idle at my desk ,

looking at people comin online 

suddenly i see this friend of mine 

with a very catchy tagline 

it says that 

" its easy to undestand the microcontroller than to understand a girl "

now i lay here thinking about this 

do these girls really deserve it 

lemme see n realise can this be justified 

being an engineer i do know 

a microcontroller is like so so so ......

pages of utter crap 

followed by data sheets 

and all kinds of things which u don really wanna read 

but still if u go through this with full dedication 

its definate u'll be sure about most of the things 

so u can learn a microcontroller 

and make it run on your commands 

to do wateva you wish it to do 

and then you can always reconfigure it tooo 

now lemme get back to girls - 

a girl is like 

a few feet high 

beautifull eyes ,nice hair and a pretty good smile 

she's is the symbol of beauty n love 

she can be peacefull n yet so destructive 

you try to learn what's there on her mind 

you think its this but its always that 

you can't programme her 

but you have to follow her 

now you must be wondering 

yes girls do deserve it 

but i must tell you pal 

its all a shit !!!!

these girls are gift of god 

they give us inspiration 

and they mould are thoughts

they are the best gift we could have ever wished for 

if u lay lonely n you lay sad 

then they are the one's who hear your voice 

there you don find men u don find guyzzz

cuz girls are the only one's who understand

they give us sorrows 

and they leave us in pain 

but then they are the only one's who come back to understand !!!

they can see us crying even in rain 

they can hear our silence and feel our pain 

don't forget guyzzzz your mother was also once a girl 

and if u still don't understand 

then you don't deserve to understand girls !!!

The Bet

This is one of the most memorable moments that happened to me in college .We were in 3rd semester and as usual we (me ,navankur, mabbo) went to cafe .It was monday and usually on mondays pizzas were available in cafe. At that time I was very much fond of pizzas.so I had a pizza and a coldrink(500ml).I enjoyed it very much till the last bite. While we were about to return suddenly navankur challenged me "if you are a real punjabi then eat 2 more pizzas". And mabbo ne as usual aag mein ghee ka kam kiya,bas "PUNJABI" suna and it blocked my mind ab to sare punjabiyan di izzat mere hath mein thi so i got excited and accepted the challenge.Finally we had a bet that I will eat 2 more pizzas and nav will pay for pizzas and will give me Rs.50 more. He went and brought 2 pizzas, I enjoyed the firstone as "The first blow is half the battle", I was sure that am gonna win the bet. But when it came to second one I was just throwing it into my stomach it was really terribleas i was almost full n top of that the pizza was burnt from back side.But I had to eat it as per the bet.And somehow I managed to eat the pizzass and won the bet for the time being but in reality I lost because pretty soon my stomach started aching and I coundn't sleep for that whole night and i had to reserve the toilet for three days as there may be emergency call anytime.Everybody was laughing and teasing me by saying "beta aur khale pizza" after that I made a confession to myself ki navankur and mabbo ki baaton mein kabhi nahi aana aur apni akal lagana.
so the moral of the story is "josh josh mein hosh nahi khona chahiye","You aren't rewarded for having brains, you're rewarded for using them".

10 Seconds Rule

One night I was having a home made Laddoo (its like a nectar for a hosteller) in my hand & I was about to eat it, but accidently it fell off from my hand. I felt so miserable. All my friends started laughing at me since it was the last Laddoo. Saale sab aise dikha dikha kar kha rahe the n I was just begging “thoda sa to de do yaar plzzz” but hota kya maine aaj tak kabhi kisiko nahi diya to mujhe bhi nahi milna tha.

The same must have happened with you some or the other time if u have ever been a hosteller

The next day I happened to be talking 2 my cousin who’s from IITB, he suggested me a “10 Seconds Rule”, to be followed if anything like this happens again in future (their group used to follow the same). According to this rule, if something falls down on the floor in the hostel and if u pick it up before next 10 seconds, then its not at all dirty n u can have it without any problem. The idea was very innovative & certainly very very effective. Many of us started following this rule n we can now save our food (Home made) stuff from getting wasted n ofcourse khilli bhi nahi udti.